I know, I know. Watching the stunningly bad storytelling masquerading as a film in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening probably convinced you that Mother Nature hates us and is plotting our demise at every turn.
Should it have, though? Or was casting Mark Wahlberg in a dramatic leading role part of her plan all along?
#1. Anarchy is how she will start.
#2. Now don’t get all crabby about it.
#3. After all, she gave us Trump.
#4. She can grow her own accessories.
#5. And she has her own pep squad.
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